Just now, I was having a snack of flaming hot cheetos, and Dwight was laying next to me on the couch lusting after my cheetos. He laid his head on my shirt and proceeded to drool on me as he watched me eat. The thing is, he never drools. But just recently, he has started drooling while watching me eat. I get a kick out of how unabashed he is about it. A human would be like, "Oh, excuse me, my salivary glands are in overdrive. Here, let me get that for you." (wipe, wipe, wipe away the drool on your shirt). But Dwight, he's just like, "Whatevah, I am cute and you won't mind." And then once the drool soaks through my shirt and I finally realize what's happening, and I say, "Dwight! You are drooling on my shirt!" he just lifts his eyebrows and looks confused, like, "What's wrong?"