Currently working at the library, trying to study Neuroscience. Not only is it boring, but futile as well. No matter how much I outline, read, and print out pictures, I will never remember or even care where the f-ing thalamus is.
So bored...
I just got back from Austin, where Elissa had her wedding--it was definitively the most fun I've had in years. Two, to be exact, ever since I moved to this pit of boredom called Dallas. I can't even talk about what we did, because it will just depress me to think about how much fun it was, and how, for a very short weekend, I had friends and fun. : ( The world's smallest violin is playing for me.
Anyways, here's some things that are preventing me from total catatonia:
--Miss Guided: this show that comes on right before lost on abc. really hilarious, and is getting me through the weeks until new lost episodes come back on.
--The Mist: Aaron and I started watching it before I left for work, and the only thing keeping me studying now (except for this short blogging break) is so that I can finish it without guilt when I get home.
--books! I shouldn't be, but I am. I can't help it. They are definitely messing up my studytime.
--Aaron. One of the great things about being married is having a constant companion, that no one can prevent you from having--going home for Christmas? No more separate beds and bedrooms. Stay up as late as you want, whispering and giggling with your spouse! Very freeing.
p.s.
Why are all the terms for marriage partners lame?
1. husband--sounds so forbidding, like he may start deducting from your monthly allowance and bitch slapping you at any moment. Try it. Tell any telemarketer, "Well, I need to talk to my husband about this before I make a decision." See if they don't give you an awkward pause while they imagine what an ogre you must be married to.
2. spouse--rhymes with "louse." Need I say more?
Anyways, I think we should work hard and come up with some new ones. My favorites so far:
1. partner in crime
2. compatriot
..."Well sir, I must speak to my partner in crime/compatriot about this before I make any final decisions."
Much less intimidating, don't you think?
1 comment:
I'm gonna have to agree. Husband is eh. Partner in crime = priceless.
And the non-separate beds you can't tell us what to do anymore is fantastic. Maybe it made our parents realize we are really adults? Jury's still out on that one...
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