Today me and Aaron went walking around the ghetto with Dwight. On one corner, a guy started asking Aaron for change--"33 cents, man, I gotta get some food."
Aaron replies, "Sorry, I don't have any change."
Guy: "What you talkin 'bout? It's right there." (pointing to Dwight's full poop bag)
Aaron: "That's dog crap."
Guy: "That ain't no boo-boo."

Oh and this weekend, we went to the Rio Grande supermarket down the street to get 6 for $1 avocados and 4 for $1 paper towels, as advertised. At the checkout lane, we found out that that's with a minimum $10 purchase. Lame.
But then on the way out we had some corn in a cup (+sour cream, butter, lime juice, salt and parmesan cheese) that was heavenly.