So...here's an IM for you all to enjoy. I've always thought it was pretty lame of ppl to post im conversations, but it's the summer and I have nothing to do, and I have finished the thank you notes, gone to target, and done some laundry...and besides, this convo is HI-larious.
It begins with one of me and Aaron's sad little plots to win things from fast food restaurants:

Yarbrough624: if you eat at Mc D's they are having a Pirates game wher eyou can win a convertiable
Yarbrough624: volvo
Yarbrough624: two door
starkrain24: oh oh...
starkrain24: but mcdonald's just makes me hungrier later
Yarbrough624: oh
Yarbrough624: but its a volvo convertable
Yarbrough624: and look coiol
starkrain24: poop...one in a million chance for a car? or to feel full...i don't know, it's a hard choice
Yarbrough624: I think I heard is was 28 cars in 28 days
starkrain24: oh. indeed.
Yarbrough624: I would check first
starkrain24: but dude, think about the millions of mcd's in the world
Yarbrough624: true true
Yarbrough624: but... alas there is a chance... oh, btw we are suckers for this stuff
starkrain24: no kidding i never became la presidente, btw
Yarbrough624: I didnt either and I played that game HARDCORE
Yarbrough624: its sucked didnt win a damn thing
starkrain24: i know
Yarbrough624: we even entered codes other ppl dropped

and so I went online to check the frequency of volvo giveaways.

starkrain24: hey this is wierd--on the mcd's website they have a link that says "i am asian"
starkrain24: wierd...
Yarbrough624: where does the link go...
Yarbrough624: http://www.hell.com/
Yarbrough624: just kidding
starkrain24: scholarships
starkrain24: lol
Yarbrough624: LOKL
starkrain24: fuck that mickey d racism!
Yarbrough624: No way not, scholarships?
Yarbrough624: no way
Yarbrough624: !
starkrain24: yeah seriously
Yarbrough624: hahahhaha
starkrain24: forget the volvo, i'm boycotting for my peeps
Yarbrough624: ok ok, maybe I'll win one for us
Yarbrough624: ;-)
starkrain24: hey you are honorary asian, you can't eat there either
Yarbrough624: really?
Yarbrough624: ok ;-(
starkrain24: oh poo on you
starkrain24: i think the boycotting mcd's is worth the 15 pts of iq you gain
starkrain24: haha just kidding
Yarbrough624: i actually got happy at you knighting me an honorary Asian
starkrain24: don't be mad that's one of my "mexicans on welfare" jokes
starkrain24: cool
starkrain24: i'll have my parents call you up and nag you about going to med school tonight.
Yarbrough624: oh and I knight you an Honorary Honky

So there it is, the only bright spot of my errand-filled day.
The problem is, I still don't know what I feel like for dinner.