I have been feeling quite a few violent tendencies lately.
The most recent--the prostitute man at my apartment who made me move my car because I was in "his" parking space. Wow. OCD. And he was really mean about it too, even after I apologized. Needless to say, I am reclaiming that apology. It is now void, and I shall save it to use another day.
The worst thing about it, is he talked to me in that condescending "You are a girl and I am a big strong man who can make you do what I want" tone. Which is disgusting in any instance, but much worse when it's some jerry-curled old man who picks up prostitutes on his way home from work. Yuck.
And there are a few other people I'd also like to go after with a bat...a wooden one with a nice heft. Ha, or an M4, whichever is closer at hand.
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I would have told him "no -- that one over there is where you park, ass."
He's a prick, but you can get back at him. Any time you go over to Lis', simply stomp up and down really hard on the walkway. He lives right below her, and I'm sure that'd piss him off. ;-)
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