Wednesday, October 1, 2003

had another bio lab today, which just cemented my mental connection between crawfish (CRAWFISH dammit, not crayfish you pretentious science whores!!!) and sex...no, i'm not going insane, today we actually had to put a crawfish into a condom in order to measure water flow through the crawfish or something like that. poor crawfish i felt so sorry for it, i wanted to steal it at the end of lab and have a pet crawfish. i seriously thought about doing it, the only thing that stopped me was that i had a test soon after lab, and didn't have time, and also i rode my bike to class and could not see how i would balance a jar of water with a crawfish in it on the handlebars all the way home. but i even planned it out (before i thought of all these probs) i would get a big rock from the aquarium store for it and keep it in the thing i used to have She-ra (my female betta fish) in...because crawfish are amphibious. it would be so awesome. poor crawfish though, i could not save it--it even had already gotten one of its claws ripped off. i would've named it Killer. too bad...

anyways, bio test today, not so horrible as the organic chem test which i don't want to think about much less talk about.

horrid girl who sat next to me (at first) is getting karma sent back to her soon i hope. so i got there pretty early and tried to get an aisle seat. i got one, but then realized it didn't have a desk thingy so moved one seat over. this stupid girl came in and sat in the aisle seat, and when i told her about the lacking desk, she moved to the other side of me. which woulda been fine but then the prof was like, gotta skip seats--she just stayed where she was, didn't move an inch...didn't even look around for other possible seats. and i was determined not to move. but when the test started guess who the prof made move, and assumed i was some horrible cheating urchin...ME! and the girl didn't say a thing. didn't look up, didn't admit to her own stupidity to at least set things straight. hmm...oh well, when i left at 8 (which was exactly when the test ended) she was still there... KARMAPOLICE baby.

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