Today I bought a serial bowl (get it? get it??) with Jeffrey Dahmer's face at the bottom of it. There were three others featuring Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy, and David Berkowitz. The guy who checked me out said, "So what made you choose him and not the others?" And I had to say, "He was the most attractive one."

Actually, it was also because Aaron had just shown me Jeffrey Dahmer's wikipedia page a couple days ago, which said one of his victims who was 14 years old escaped from his house naked and was brought back by the police, who left the kid with him after Dahmer said they were lovers, and had drank too much...And my sister just recently compared me to Jeffrey Dahmer.
So I basically had him on the mind. But it was too long of a story to explain to the checkout guy so now he just thinks I'm attracted to cannibals.