"Every now and then, when my facial hair is long, Kitty and I rub whiskers... Like men," said Aaron.

As if there's anything masculine about rubbing whiskers with a cat.

Knuckles of glory





From kung fu class yesterday.

Man I know my hormones are out of whack when Lady in Red comes on the intercom at the store and I realize it's actually a really moving song. Wth?!

McDonald's late night in the rain...

Today I accidentally packed the wrong shirt for my kung fu class,  so I had to wear Aaron's Ride the Lightning Metallica shirt. I got so many comments. When I was leaving, this kid was like, 'Did you go to a Metallica concert? Or do you just have the shirt?'
And I was like, 'Well, you know that movie Place Beyond the Pines? Ryan Gosling wears this shirt in it.'
Him: 'So you wear the shirt to feel closer to Ryan Gosling?'
Me: 'Well, not really...'

I should've just told him my husband has a man crush on Ryan Gosling...or rather, his character in that movie, but it just seemed like too much to explain.

If anyone ever wronged me, I would hope to respond as quickly and decisively as this girl. But I fear I would hesitate and just stand there, confused and panicked. Like the physical version of not coming up with a verbal comeback to an insult until 3 am, lying in bed and replaying the offensive situation over and over in your head.

Note that she kicks him so hard near the end she propels herself backwards about ten feet.

Oh, and I ended up going with Android...Windows OS was just too closed and I couldn't even bluetooth pictures I'd taken to the computer. I'm pretty much loving Android right now :) The only downside is my kitten pluggy doesn't work with my new phone! Though the fact that it does have a lanyard hole almost makes up for it.

My new watch I got from Walmart! I got it so I can time the torture while doing horse stance in kung fu class.

I didn't want to spend more than $15 on one and am super happy I found this awesome one rather than having to settle for a lame one!